We have played some gigs. We have recorded some discs you can buy. We drink too much. We like rollies. And pizza. We will play anywhere for any amount of money. The more you pay us, the less effort we put in and more alcohol we will drink.
Greatest Punk Band In Caldicot (and only one)
Most drink and drugs consumed everywhere, every day
Shortest amount of time spent in studio
Sortest amount of time spent in practice room
Best non-fatal car accident on M5
Worst guitar player in a band (Kerrang! awards)
Best band in the world (Our parents, and they gave us chocolate medals)